On his hit recording, "Instant Sharma," Mr.Sharma says he wants to "SING! SING! SING!"
And despite the protestations of some, he did just that.
Today, "Instant Sharma" and his follow-up, "Hooray For Bollywood" are the stuff of legends.
And he's hotter that a chicken vindaloo and spicier than roti, papadums, brinjhal and The Valley Of The Dhals.
Though leading the Charge Of The Light Brigade at Marouche, his equally legendary Lebanese restaurant and bar in Hong Kong's trendy SoHo area, the offers for Mr Sharma are flooding in from all corners of the world.
Some want him to belly dance.
Some want him to sing. Again.
Some want his special mantric and tantric and pantric Yogo lessons.
Some call him the "new Borat."
Others call him "The old Peter Sellers."
We? We call him Mr Sharma.
He's one in a million.
And he's one on a pillion.